I wish I had a conspiracy theory

Then everything would make sense,

the Bernie Bros and friends of Mike Pence.

AOC, Ivanka Trump, and Cardi B

would fit into the same hashtag mystery,

The Q-Anon boys would have a spot

in my dystopian Camelot.

The Antifa guys would have their place.

I would  understand Outer Space!

The Bitcoin carnivores, ethical vegans, 

the RINOs, the Soros, even Big Pharma--

the color-coded cabals--all understood

in my delusional diorama.